Tribute to the Lost Screw who

Chris, see this look of utter confussion on your face? That's how we feel b/c you are MIA! Yes, we all have our theories of your whereabouts, but I know the truth. I know that you are out on a vendetta against the kid who nailed you with a bouncy ball while you were searching through the soccer net in the pitch black darkness of the tennis courts. Can we please agree that playing that game in total darkness was a risk to everyone's health, not to mention it threw the 'safe sanctuary' idea out the window. Just ask Chris, those eyes dont lie!